He sewed his kid’s butt closed??
Man attacked by geese. Obviously its somebody ELSE’s fault.
Drinking coffee makes you live longer.
You know, if you’re going to do bounty hunting you might want to make sure you’re not wanted too.
48 things that will make you feel old.
I don’t need 48 things to remind me that I’m old; just getting out of bed in the morning and looking in the mirror does it for me…