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Please note, if you are selling something, don’t contact me.

I am NOT interested in SEO, or other ways to “improve” my blog.

I am also not interested in “guest posts” or advertisements, or anything else that improves you. If you cold contact me in an attempt to get me to host a guest post from your money making site your email and IP will be put into the spam filter to block all further input from you.

If if any of those is your sole purpose of emailing, don’t.

Extra especially don’t email me to try to get me to put a link to your blog or page on here. 

Extra extra especially don’t email me to add a link to your blog “because you posted this post that is similar” while linking to a random unrelated page on my blog. 

And if you DO email me with an email asking me to add a link to your blog with such a link in it, and you can’t take a hint when I don’t respond to your first email, and you send it again with a comment “did you miss my first email”, you will get a profanity laden response that you will not appreciate.