Excuse me, how much have you had to drink tonight?

That was the question I didn’t ask tonight.  I considered it though.  Especially when you slowed to a complete stop at a green light, and watched it sit green for at least 30 seconds, while horns blared behind you, then yellow, then red.  And when you then got out of your car to find out why the car behind you was leaning on their horn and proceeded to claim to be “tired”?  Uhuh.  Time to go home and sleep it off, cause I’m on the line with 911 giving them your plate number as a suspected drunk driver, as well as the direction you’re headed in…..