Sniper scopes are traffic control equipment....

Bank error in your favor….keep the interest??

Its not smuggling if its for your personal use.

If you’re going to use a parking ticket as an excuse to search someone, better make sure the parking ticket is legal first.

Harassed for staying healthy while pregnant.

The prescription was legal, they arrested her anyway.

The 60hr work week isn’t as productive as once though.  (I coulda told you that)

The frequent fliers who flew to much.  Or, if you didn’t want them to use it then you shouldn’t have sold it to them.

The incredibly long, and painfully short, life of a dog.