Getting bit by this snake can send you back through puberty.
How to get caught scamming the government: Attempt to send full cans of soda through the deposit machines.
Dentist used paperclips in root canals.
Avalanche buries snowmobiler. The rescue caught on helmet cam.
You may be a hoarder if: the fire department has to force open the door thats being held shut by your crushed can collection.