Year: 2012
The things you learn…..
….when you get bored and tune into Head Rush.
Tape emits x-rays as you pull it off the roll. Ok, thats cool.
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BOA can not only foreclose on homes that are paid off, they can declare you dead.
Spend time in SuperBowl Village over the weekend? You may have brought home more of a souvenir than you thought….
Apparently being diabetic will get you beat by the cops.
And last but most very not least: Sometimes Karma is perfect.
Hospets
That answer has now changed. A lady in OH, inspired by watching her father go through the same process, has created a service called Hospets. How it works:
Very cool, and totally awesome!
H/T to YesBiscuit!
Edited: Thanks to KurtP I now know the blog was Low Dog on the Totem Pole (aka: Tinkerbell and Spike). I left a comment there again.
This is an example of why
My family has mostly gotten over the fact that I don’t go to church, and that when asked about my beliefs I generally respond “none of the above”. But occasionally I get asked by someone “why?”
A lady I went to high school with (a strictly Christian school) posted the following line on her Facebook today: God would rather us in the belly of a whale than living in disobedience..
Now I don’t if God want’s that or not, if there is such a creature, but I know alot of church leaders who do.
Before someone tries to educate me, I know what bible story she’s referring to, and I’m sure I know what she THINKS she’s saying, but that is rather not the same as actually saying it.
Blog award
Well cool, JOATed over at Compass Points sent me this blog award thing last night.
I’m thrilled people are reading here, horrified that I’m now going to participate in what is essentially one of those annoying email forwards (where you better forward this to 5 people or someone’s going to DIE!!!!), and desperately trying to decide who I should nominate (who hasn’t already been nominated, and who might appreciate it).
Anyway, here’s the rules:
1. Copy and paste the award on your blog.
2. Link back to the blogger who gave you the award
3. Pick your five favorite blogs with less than 200 followers, and leave a comment on their blog to let them know they have received the award.
4. Hope that the five blogs chosen will keep spreading the love and pass it on to five more blogs.
So here’s my picks:
And in the process of doing this I realized I really need to add a couple of these folks to my blog roll…..
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Letting your cat outside might soon be a crime. But possibly not for the reason you’re assuming.
Veteran tries to get help. Gets lots more “help” than he ever needed ever again.
Thats one way to end up in an early grave.
Pro-tip to all those video deleting police departments out there, these days there is no such thing as “permanently deleted“
Attempting to set your wife on fire will result in jail time, accidentally setting yourself on fire instead…priceless.
The cost of the WTC is going up, bets on who’s going to foot the bill?
To whomever runs the TransSiberian Orchestra’s Facebook page
You people are the only music group I have followed for any length of time on Facebook. Everyone else I tried to follow annoyed me quickly with constant spamming updates. But you guys are different, updates are once a month or so, its awesome!
Or, prehaps I should change all that present tense to past tense. You WERE the only music group I followed…..see, today whoever runs your Facebook page decided it wasn’t enough to remind everyone of the upcoming concert tour. Nope. Instead of a post reminding people that ‘hey, we’re on tour check our schedule!!!!’. You posted a bajillion individual posts, one for each stop on the tour stating “we’re going to be in THIS city, who’s coming?!?!”. You know what? Not only did you make sure that you got blocked from my Facebook feed, I now WILL NOT be buying tickets when you’re going to be near me. I’m sure you won’t miss my ticket money, I can just hope enough other folks got annoyed by your Facebook spam that you learned something from it.
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Valet leaves keys in Bentley, homeless man steals it. The Bentley belongs to a college student.
Woman reports TV stolen through window. Forgets to make sure TV would fit through said window.
If you’re going to smuggle humans, please make sure your car has plates.
Child climbs into toy machine, starts handing out prizes.
Your beer is about to become self cooling.
Is jail time predeterminded by your astrological sign?
Superbowl ads
Other folks have already done a better job at this, but….
If you somehow missed the car commercial with the vampires you’ve got to go find it, we laughed and laughed!! I don’t even recall which car company it was, but I loved the commercial.
The Coke polar bears might be cheesy and stupid, but I like them, I can’t help it.
Budweiser, seriously, where’s the Clydesdales commercial??? However I’ll forgive them, cause they did the Weego commercial. If you thought Weego was adorable (and have a Facebook account) please follow this link and LIKE the page, Bud is donating $1 for every like (up to $250,000) to an animal rescue.
The greek yogurt commercial, it probly says something really bad about me as a person that I had to laugh and laugh at it. And I don’t even like the stuff!
I have no interest at ALL in watching The Voice, but Betty White can pull off any damn thing she feels like and make it look good.
Sketchers, adorable Frenchie!
Of course the two Volkswagon commercials, The Bark Side and the poor pudgy dog.
I’m probly forgetting some, and I missed a few cause I took the dogs out so husband wouldn’t miss any of the game, but thats ok.

