Let me count the ways you’re a scammer

1: says he got my email from a mailing list, except, that email is never used on mailing lists

2: then proceeds to make it clear he actually did look at my site

3: “you TOTALLY want to link to my site right? Your readers will LUV this topic thats COMPLETELY unrelated to anything you’ve ever posted about!”

4: “my mommy says I’m the best and I know you’ll agree if you’d just click through my spam link so I can get clicks!!”

5: random reference to “wife’s dressing room”

6: “if you share my link on your blog you’ll be like a hero or something!”

7: really dumbly fake foreign sounding name

8: sends repeated emails each trying a different version of the tactic, cause obviously I’ll change my mind THIS time