1: says he got my email from a mailing list, except, that email is never used on mailing lists
2: then proceeds to make it clear he actually did look at my site
3: “you TOTALLY want to link to my site right? Your readers will LUV this topic thats COMPLETELY unrelated to anything you’ve ever posted about!”
4: “my mommy says I’m the best and I know you’ll agree if you’d just click through my spam link so I can get clicks!!”
5: random reference to “wife’s dressing room”
6: “if you share my link on your blog you’ll be like a hero or something!”
7: really dumbly fake foreign sounding name
8: sends repeated emails each trying a different version of the tactic, cause obviously I’ll change my mind THIS time