I called animal control on my neighbors

These folks moved in across the street over the summer.  Nice enough family, 4 kids (2 of each), and a dog.  Then shortly after they got a puppy.  Not exactly breaking news I know, especially here, except their method of letting the dos out for potty and exercise was to open the door, let out the dogs, and close the door.  No fence, no tie out, no supervision.  Now maybe at their last place the dog really did stay in their yard.  I doubt it personally, but, benefit of the doubt and all that.  

A couple months after they moved in Apollo started having his “OMG there’s a DOG in MY yard!!!” snits later at night ( previously he’d occasionally have a fit over a dog that was walked by but that was it), normally he loves other dogs, but not if they’re uninvited in his yard.  Took me a while to actually catch a look at the dog in question, and sure enough, the older dog from across the street.  Sigh, no sign of the puppy, but when I get across the street she’s sitting on the porch.  So I ask them to please keep their dogs out of my yard cause Apollo goes ballistic.  They say they will.

Yup, no such luck.  We keep seeing both dogs in the yard.  And I’m starting to get annoyed at picking up strange dog poo, cause I don’t really know these dogs and all sorts of diseases are passed along that way, but I’m trying to be patient to give them time to retrain.  But finally, end of January, I chase the dogs back across the street and say something to them again.

This past Monday I finally got frustrated and called animal comtrol and she said she’d be out there that day.  Didn’t actually see her, but MOST times I’ve seen the dogs since out someone’s been out with them.  Not that having someone out stops them from heading across the street if said person isn’t watching……And tonight their older dog was in my yard again, much to Apollo’s frustration….never mind the rest of the issues I have with their practice (and there are lots) our street has no street lights, and no posted speed limit, which means that even at night people SPEED down past my house to stand on their brakes so they can make the 90degree turn.  Neither dog is white or even really light colored.  I’m not going to be happy when someone knocks on my door to tell me that a dog ran out of my yard into the street and they hit it….


Catching up two…

Oh, and we have reliable internet again, as do my inlaws.  Our routers failed in almost unison…..

And  I have a small batch of links I need to post…..

And I called animal control on the folks across the street…..

And…..I’m sure theres something else that happened this week too…..


Catching up, I think…..

Blog theme update done, changes fixed, except for the page width which they appear to have broken in the update, sigh……

Photoshop for Oleg, done Thursday night, not sure I got it how he wants it, but we’ll see……

Arty has his dog license, finally……

Arty no longer has diarrhea, which is another post in and of itself……

My car has been inspected (a month late, ooops) and oil change done…..

The front porch is halfway modified so that Arty can’t pull his escape routine with quite so much speed, just need to put the gate on…..speaking of which, what sort of drill bit do I need to drill a hole in light weight aluminium?  The gate didn’t come pre-drilled……..


War Dogs, a retirement plan

Did you know that up until 12 years ago, when a military dog reached the end of its usefulness it was killed?

In 2000 a law was passed to allow handlers, and the general public, to adopt these dogs and give them a home.

But it left out some important pieces.  The dogs are still considered equipment, and when equipment has reached the end of its usefulness the military won’t transport it unless transport is required for its destruction.  That means that if a military dog is “retired” while overseas the cost of returning that dog to US soil falls on the handlers and volunteer groups.

Now HR4103/S2134 introduced to the US House by Republican Walter Jones (NC) and to the Senate by Democrat Richard Blumenthal (CT) that would provide for the transport of military dogs so that they can be returned to the US for adoption.  And perhaps most importantly it would require the recognition that these dogs are not equipment, they are infact canine members of the military, and not “its”.

 

For a better write up and more information see Raised by Wolves.


I’m running behind this week

Its been one of those weeks, not BAD perse, just hectic.  I’ll do a post on it eventually, but it means I’m behind…..including on things for other people.  Oleg was looking for someone to do some photoshop for him and I figured I could use a couple extra $ so what the heck, except I’ve STILL not had a chance to sit down and work on the photo he asked me to do as a sample of my skills……which isn’t exactly the best way to show off my reliability.  Urg.  Hopefully I’ll get to it tonight….if something ELSE doesn’t pop up out of nowhere!


WP theme updates

There’s a theme update for the base theme I’m using, once I update I’ll loose the changes that I made to the theme in the first place.  There is a way around loosing my updates, but of course they don’t TELL you that until its time to do the updates in the first place.  *gripe grumble* So at some point in the near future the look of the blog will likely change, at least briefly, while I figure out how to do all that and then do the update, so if you’re here reading this and the blog looks odd its not just you, I promise.

 


Response: They say cops are the only ones who should have guns

Original post.  Lotsa sarcasm in those couple lines in case it wasn’t obvious.

And the comment, from a Glenn B, who didn’t put a link in so I have no idea who he is:

March 6, 2012 at 7:32 am So, the cop DEC IDED to shoot himself! Let me ask you this, when is the last time you had a speeding car coming right at you and you had to jump out of the way of it so as not to be hit by it? Then tell me, were you holding a firearm at the time. Why not at least give the guy a break until you know more of the facts.

 

Actually I think that someone deliberately backing a car over me counts as an attempt on my life and thus gives me reason to shoot.  It certainly counts that way for cops in a large portion of the country.  This shoulda been a story about a cop shooting a bad guy who was trying to run him over.  Why was the cop so close to the rear of a running car anyway?  Anytime I have to walk behind a running vehicle I give them lots of extra space and I don’t have to (really) worry about someone backing up over me deliberately.  And the article reads like he wasn’t hit by the car which means he wasn’t actually THAT close behind the car, or else has some serious insane reflexes.  And why was his finger on the trigger?  If he was ready to shoot he shoulda just shot the driver, or at least the car.  If he wasn’t ready to shoot then his finger shouldn’t have been on the trigger.  Presto, no discharge.

Now, if I was the cop, and I was stupid enough to get that close to the rear of a running (and not disabled)  car with a driver who likely will take whatever steps necessary to stay out of my hands, and I was pulling my gun in the process, and was stupid enough to put my finger on the trigger before I was actually reading to shoot, then yes, I’d say I’d likely not have the physical prowess to jump out of the way of the car without having the gun fire and potentially shoot myself or a bystander.  And since I’m a “civilian” and not a cop, and since I live in NY, if something DID result in that set of circumstances then I can expect that NY state would likely revoke my license to carry.


How to build your own RSS feed in a seperate page of your WordPress.org blog

Hopefully my experience will help the next poor soul who’s trying to be a bit different in how their blog is set up.

I will state in advance that I have NO IDEA if this will work in a WordPress.com hosted blog, I suspect not, but I don’t know. If someone tries it please let me know the results. I no longer have a blog on that side to play with (I deleted it when I realized I wasn’t going to use it) and don’t feel like creating one just to play around with. If that changes I’ll let you know.

One more warning.  DO NOT USE THE PUBLISH BUTTON UNTIL YOU ARE DONE AND HAVE NO MORE CHANGES TO MAKE AND HAVE SAVED A COPY OF YOUR CODE TO YOUR COMPUTER.  If you neglect my warning its not my fault if it all goes kablooey.  Use the Preview button instead.  TRUST ME.

Ok, the first thing you need to do is go find a plugin called PHP Execution. If you don’t know how to find and install new plugin’s on your blog figure that out first before hitting here. As of the time of this posting the plugin hadn’t been tested with the current WordPress version (3.3.1), but it appears to be working fine. The couple glitches I hit along the way I’m pretty sure are WordPress’s fault and not the plugin. I tried a couple other PHP plugins and none of them seemed to work as well as this one. Didn’t try them all so if you want to suggest something else let me know.

Next thing to do, load up Notepad, Word, Dreamweaver, SOMETHING you can do the actual typing of the code into and save onto your computer from. Why? Well, it turns out that after you get the page up and running, and then realize you need to add a blog to the list and you go into the edit page setup, well, WordPress promptly does funky things to the coding that result in breaking the page. So, everytime you need to edit the page you’ll need to do so on the file on your computer FIRST, then copy and paste the whole file into the page, overwriting what was there. (Yes, this was “fun” to figure out. )

3rd thing to do: put together a list of the blogs you want on your feed (or other sites or what have you) and figure out the actual URL of the FEED (this is not the same as the main page of the blog). For most Blogger and WordPress (both .com and .org) blogs its pretty straight forward to find. Figure out one and the rest of the same type of blog are the same, just change out the blog names. But there are some random ones floating around, so check and make sure you KNOW what the URL is. Either open up a bunch of tabs on your browser, or type a list, I don’t care.

4th thing: Create a new page on your blog. Title it however you feel like, mine’s “RSS Feed”. In the body of the page, click the tab that says HTML so that you’re creating the page in code not text, yes, this does make a difference, trust me.

Once you’ve done the above you’re ready for actual code.  Copy and paste this:

<?php
include_once(ABSPATH.WPINC.’/rss.php’);
$feed = fetch_rss(‘http://ambulancedriverfiles.com/feed/’);
$items = array_slice($feed->items, 0, 1);
?>
<?php if (!empty($items)) : ?>
<?php foreach ($items as $item) : ?>
<h2><a href=”http://ambulancedriverfiles.com”>Ambulance Driver</a></h2>
<ul><li><h2><a title=”php” href=”&lt;img src=”><?php echo $item[‘title’]; ?></a></h2></li></ul>
<?php endforeach; ?>
<?php endif; ?>

 into the body of the page.  

3rd line from the top, see where the link for Ambulance Driver’s feed is?  Replace that link with the link to the feed of your choice (Ambulance Driver got picked at random, no special meaning, I promise), DO NOT screw up any of the ‘ or other such on the ends.  Just replace the URL.  If you mess up something else it won’t work.

Next line down (4th line from the top), see: 

items, 0, 1

?  That 2nd number tells it how many posts you want to have listed.  I only want to have listed the most recent one, so I put 1 in the 2nd spot.  But you can change that to any number you like.  Note, if you put 0 you won’t see anything but the title of the blog.

Ok, 4th line FROM THE BOTTOM (note, if your screen is small it may cause the text to wrap weird resulting in this being the 5th line from the bottom) is the line that starts:

<h2><a href=”http://ambulancedriverfiles.com”>Ambulance Driver</a>

Replace Ambulance Driver’s URL with the home page URL of the blog, and replace the “Ambulance Driver” with the name you want the blog listed under on the Feed.

Repeat the above steps for every blog on your list.  I put mine in alphabetical order by Title, but you can order (or not order them) them however you feel like. 

Please note, this format as listed above does NOT change the font size, on my blog it defaulted to a HUGE font size which I went nuts trying to change.  If you want to change the font size you’ll need to add two lines of code.  In the very first blog’s code, create a blank line right above the line where you put in the blog’s title (the 4th from the bottom line mentioned above), please do NOT delete any code to create the blank line, just hit enter ok?  In the new blank line enter the code:

<font size=1;>  

The number corresponds to the font size, change it and see what happens to decide which font size you want (DO NOT USE THE PUBLISH BUTTON TO DO THIS, use the preview button, if you use Publish I’m not responsible if it all goes kablooey).  The 2nd line of code you need to add, scroll all the way to the bottom of your page to the very LAST blog’s code, and above the line two lines from the bottom create a blank line and enter the code:

</font>

The font type and color should be the defaults for your blog.  If you want them to be different I’ve not bothered to figure that out yet so to bad.

Now, this code originally had code to add a brief bit of the first line or so of each post in there too, I deleted that because it didn’t work on all the blogs and having it on only some annoyed me.  If you really want it you’re going to create a blank line above two lines from the bottom of the code (for EACH blog’s code) and enter in:

<p><?php echo $item[‘description’]; ?></p>

Note, for the last blog in line the above line should go ABOVE the font code.

Once you’re done, BEFORE you hit the “Publish” button (yes, before, if you wait till after it might all go kablooey, trust me) copy and paste the WHOLE thing into your Notepad, Word, whatever you’re using to save it.  Note, now that you’ve taken this step it probably won’t go kablooey on you, but its worth it, trust me.

Ok, NOW you can hit publish.  Go look at your new page, isn’t it shiny?  If its not shiny and something’s not working you probably deleted a ‘ by accident.  Go look it over very carefully.  Enjoy!

 

If there’s someone reading this who knows PHP, the only thing left that I’d like to add is to have each post title come with the date/time stamp of when they were posted.  If someone could help me out (I’ll eventually figure it out on my own, but until then…..)


New dog tags

For the puppies, not me.

 

For Apollo:

 

and for Arty:

 

Tags from Fetching Tags (these are the “Super” style which allows you to pick your own phrase).  They filled the order nice and quick, and I really like the look.  They had to go an extra step for Apollo’s, technically his phrase is one letter to many, but they made it fit for me.   The other side has their name and my phone number so its an actual tag and not just a phrase too.

 

And yes I paid for them, and was not asked to review them, and am not receiving anything for reviewing them.


Hah!

Despite being told that it wasn’t possible…..I’m to stubborn for my own good, what can I say.

If you look right above these posts, you’ll see the different “pages” that I’ve put up, including About Me…..the latest one is RSS Feed……yup. I figured out how to put my blogroll into an RSS feed on an individual page. Despite not knowing a single bit of PHP (I DO understand HTML and CSS, which helped immensely).  Its not DONE, I have to code for each blog individually and I’m taking a break from staring at the computer screen.  But it turned out to not even be THAT hard!

I will in the near future put up a post explaining HOW I did it in case someone else wants to do so.