My Boring Life
Go here to see how closely Google’s been paying attention to your browsing habits.
At first glance they didn’t do to badly, they somehow missed the gunblogs I read, but otherwise not to bad….hey, wtf??
*double checks blog profile*checks drivers license* nope, not male, still in my 30’s. Are my browsing habits that odd??
If you know someone in NC, or who wants to move to NC, pass along this link. No official listing yet, but 10 acres isn’t a bad space.
and a “dead” puppy:
Pastor converts child. To atheism. Sad QOTD: “She knows the man who did this is a pastor at the Bastrop Christian Church and she said, ‘I don’t believe in Heaven anymore, Moody’s just dead.’”
How to make the day of your local small business.
Student takes a picture of teacher sleeping during class. Student gets suspended.
If you’re going to lift your public speach from a movie you need to change more than the names.
School bus driver has heart attack and keels over. School bus piloted to a stop by teen with two weeks driving experience.
Over at the Burnett Homeplace Helene talks about the great seed catalog conspiracy. As in, why is it impossible to get all the seeds you want from one company for one shipping charge?
I gotta say I’d noticed this one myself, and I’m not even putting together a full garden! Husband and I have decided that for this year we’ll pickup a few of the half barrel planters and use those for some herbs, and annuals like his hot peppers. We’ll also try to get the raised beds for the actual garden at least started before next winter, so we can use them next year. I THINK I’ve got my seed and plant choices narrowed down to two companies……I think!
Getting bit by this snake can send you back through puberty.
How to get caught scamming the government: Attempt to send full cans of soda through the deposit machines.
Dentist used paperclips in root canals.
Avalanche buries snowmobiler. The rescue caught on helmet cam.
You may be a hoarder if: the fire department has to force open the door thats being held shut by your crushed can collection.
Theres a little puppy snoring on my lap, and a big puppy snoring on my feet. I’m pretty sure I’m not allowed to move…..
People driving brand new shiney Ford pickups do not appreciate it when a grubby Dodge Caliber blows by them on the highway.
The driving dead, driving an equally elderly Caddy aircraft carrier 10mph under the speed limit, will flinch themselves almost off the road when first the above mentioned pickup, and then I, blow by them at 10mph OVER the speed limit.
Theyr’re on my blog list, if you’re ot reading them you’re missing out on some amusing and pitifull pieces. But, if you aren’t reading them, at least look over this one: Really bad cakes for kids, possibly mildly NSFW if your boss is a jerk.
He’s getting big!! Ok, puppies do that, but I swear I can practically SEE him growing…..
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! why yes, its the UK, where did you think it was?
The GHOST did it!!! Honest!!
Police arrest wrong man, release him, arrest right man, release him because no crime was committed.