My Boring Life
BOA can not only foreclose on homes that are paid off, they can declare you dead.
Spend time in SuperBowl Village over the weekend? You may have brought home more of a souvenir than you thought….
Apparently being diabetic will get you beat by the cops.
And last but most very not least: Sometimes Karma is perfect.
Letting your cat outside might soon be a crime. But possibly not for the reason you’re assuming.
Veteran tries to get help. Gets lots more “help” than he ever needed ever again.
Thats one way to end up in an early grave.
Pro-tip to all those video deleting police departments out there, these days there is no such thing as “permanently deleted“
Attempting to set your wife on fire will result in jail time, accidentally setting yourself on fire instead…priceless.
The cost of the WTC is going up, bets on who’s going to foot the bill?
Valet leaves keys in Bentley, homeless man steals it. The Bentley belongs to a college student.
Woman reports TV stolen through window. Forgets to make sure TV would fit through said window.
If you’re going to smuggle humans, please make sure your car has plates.
Child climbs into toy machine, starts handing out prizes.
Your beer is about to become self cooling.
Is jail time predeterminded by your astrological sign?
Hackers take over police websites around the country. Including Syracuse, the media were frothing over it here.
SOPA’s done, now how about ACTA? I’d like to see the actual text please….that said the secrecy doesn’t bode well.
FL wants to ban using food stamps for sweets. I’ve got mixed feelings about this, SHOULD the .GOV be making those bans? On the other hand that IS taxpayer money you’re getting there, so maybe I should have a say in what you can spend it on….
Europe is freezing. To be fair -27 is seriously cold even by my standards.
Lady cuts in line at the drivethru, gets stunned.
Hey, the stimulus backed power program is faulty! Who’da thunk it?
Guy steals kid’s lunch box.
Motorcyclist takes down hit n run driver. For the 2nd time.
(good grief lately, and I haven’t even hit Fark.com yet this morning!)
Boyfriend sets mom & baby on fire, mom throws baby out the window to save him.
There are jobs better NOT left to inmates.
Entire town, minus 1, wins mega lottery.
I’m thinking its photoshopped. Not sure what clued me in though…..
WHY does UNC Charlotte need its own SWAT team??
Repairman accidently brought along on antartica trip.
Your hair extensions could kill you!!!
If you have a Muslim sounding name be careful how you tell your employees’ to “blow away” the competition.
Do you people not watch movies and take their warnings to heart??
Hey, red light camera’s are good for something!
Next time just wait for the ambulance to move.…
Apparently there are more people to stupid to live than I thought.
Feds double the no fly list. Which wouldn’t bother me so much if we didn’t keep getting reports of stupidity like infants being put on the thing.
I gotta agree with the guy who wants to know why a 14yr old was allowed to testify….
Sugar is TOXIC!!! Regulate it!!!!
Boy survives fall out of chair lift. Thanks to the help of some quick reacting bystanders!
Parasitic twin found in toddlers stomach.
DEA includes legislators in its quest to shut down attempts to legalize marijuana.
Facebook’s Timeline has folks upset. Duh, actually what gets me is that they’re still expecting Facebook to help you hide things. I don’t like the Timeline either, but I didn’t really expect otherwise out of them.
Bank Boss decides that getting a huge bonus would be a bad PR move.
Teens break into a CNN newsroom, so they can log into Facebook?
CNN needs to be sent back to school.
Caffeine may alter women’s estrogen levels. Actually what I found interesting is that apparently race matters in this one.
Sergeant Stubby: Badass of the week.
The village without roads. Its really pretty, but I donno that I’d want to live there.
6yr old accused of sexual assault.
Pub closed because the bartender put to much beer in the glass.
MA is going to neuter is public transport system.
MPAA execs don’t get the internet. I know, big surprise huh?
Pastor converts child. To atheism. Sad QOTD: “She knows the man who did this is a pastor at the Bastrop Christian Church and she said, ‘I don’t believe in Heaven anymore, Moody’s just dead.’”
How to make the day of your local small business.
Student takes a picture of teacher sleeping during class. Student gets suspended.
If you’re going to lift your public speach from a movie you need to change more than the names.
School bus driver has heart attack and keels over. School bus piloted to a stop by teen with two weeks driving experience.