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Getting bit by this snake can send you back through puberty.

How to get caught scamming the government:  Attempt to send full cans of soda through the deposit machines.

Dentist used paperclips in root canals.

Avalanche buries snowmobiler.  The rescue caught on helmet cam.

You may be a hoarder if:  the fire department has to force open the door thats being held shut by your crushed can collection.

Elephants grieve.

Calling mommy cause you don’t know what to do when your college dorm catches on fire may be a sign you’re not ready to live on your own.

Theyr’re on my blog list, if you’re ot reading them you’re missing out on some amusing and pitifull pieces. But, if you aren’t reading them, at least look over this one: Really bad cakes for kids, possibly mildly NSFW if your boss is a jerk.

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! why yes, its the UK, where did you think it was?

The GHOST did it!!! Honest!!

Police arrest wrong man, release him, arrest right man, release him because no crime was committed.

The dolphins will save us!

Building stolen for scrap.

Hollywood freaks out that SOPA has been shelved.

I’ll probly have more later, or tomorrow, but for now:

A quick run down of some of the highlights of the SOPA protest blackout.  Some of these are good, see if you can find a working version of Oatmeal’s animation.  Its worth it.

The SOPA protest melted the Senate’s websites.

Supreme Court decides to help the .GOV screw over the little guy.

Woman and two kids pulled from the wreck of a car dangling over a 100ft drop.  Thanks to the Navy Seebees who just happened to wander by.

James Zachary over at The Next Chapter has an idea on Congressional payraises I like.

Chevy recalls cars for missing brake pads.  I’m still trying to figure out how in heck no one noticed this.

FDLS not allowed sex till their leader is released.  Apparently this was the last straw for an awful lot of people.

Verizon realizes that charging customers to pay their bills is a bad thing.

Man calls 911 after being run over.  By a shopping cart, it ran over his foot.

Yet another person dead of the bird flu.  Anyone read John Ringo’s Centurion?

Town decides only residents can sled there (and kids have to wear helmets).  Seriously??

GoDaddy decides pissing off the internet is a bad idea.  I seriously want to know what sort of response they THOUGHT they’d get.

Congress is happy to be clueless.

Hey Philly, time to rethink those finances abit….

Next in line for stupid crooks…..

Apple wants to power their devices with hydrogen fuel cell batteries.  Fark.com wants to know if you’ll still be allowed to take your Ipod on an airplane?

GoDaddy discovers that pissing off the Internet is a bad idea.  Or not, depending on how you read the data.

Yet another reason why the ban on incandescents was a bad idea.

10 insane ice and snow sculptures.

Universal decides it gets to censor any video it wants to regardless of whether or not they actually have a right to.

Ebook prices are going up.  Idiots…..watch out for major publishers to start hunting down file sharers just like the music folks are.  After all raising prices and then hunting down folks sharing media is working so well for the music & video industries.

Man who climbed fence onto private property mauled by pitbulls.  And for once it looks like the worst thing thats going to happen to dogs/owner is a fine for having to many dogs on the property!